WHO THE
HELL
ARE WE?
Born in a
Glasgow Market
Disco Kitten started the way most good things do - out of frustration. Sick of salons that treated bold colour like a liability, and products that promised personality but delivered damage.
So a table got set up at a Glasgow market with a kit, some skills and absolutely zero chill. The queue went round the block. We've been doing it ever since.
We're not a brand that happened to end up in Glasgow. We're Glasgow. The grit, the humour, the refusal to be boring - it's all in our DNA.
The Rules
We Live By
No Damage. Ever.
Every product we use is chosen because it respects your hair. We test everything ourselves before it touches a single strand of a customer's head.
Personality Is Non-Negotiable.
Your hair should look like you - not like a mood board from a corporate salon. We're here to help you be more yourself, not less.
Community Over Competition.
We're part of Glasgow's alt scene, not above it. We show up at the same markets, gigs, and spaces as our customers because we're the same people.
Craft Matters.
Being loud doesn't mean being sloppy. Every flash is applied with care, precision, and a genuine love for the work.
Meet the
Kitten
Stacey
Disco Kitten is Stacey's creation, obsession, and ongoing experiment in how loud hair can get before it becomes a public disturbance.
She does the colour work, tests every product personally, and has opinions about everything - especially your hair. She built this from a market table and sheer refusal to be boring.
"We're not making you look like someone else.
We're helping you look more like you."
Stacey, Founder
Come Find Us
We're out in Glasgow most weekends. No appointment, no faff. Just show up and get flashed.
Shop Online
Can't make it to a market? Order your flashes online and we'll ship your personality straight to your door.